Karl malone powersports

One of the NBA’s biggest conspiracies is still unknown. Who was the rape victim in Denver is 2003?
Karl Malone was born in 1963.
Kobe Bryant was born in 1978.
now lets do some simple maths: 1978-1963=13
Coincidence? Lets dig a bit further.
Kobe Bryant wears the numbers 24 and 8.
24x8=192
If we divide 192 by 14.769 we get 13 again.
But thats not all…
13 is the number of James Harden.
There is no pictures taken of James Harden when he was 13.
Where was James Harden when he was 13 years old?
In 2003 James Harden was in Denver
In 2003 James Harden was 13
In 2003 Kobe Bryant was in Denver
Kobe Bryant and Karl Malone where teammates in 2003. Karl Malone 13.
Below is an exert from the 2003 Rape Victim giving there testimony, till now there identity is not revealed.
“That’s when he kept coming inside me and then he leaned his face toward mine and asked me if I liked it when a guy came on my face, I said no. Then he was like what did you say. Grabbed and like tightened his hold on my neck, I said no. He said he was gonna do it anyway. And then at that point I got a little bit more aggressive with him and tried to release his hands from my neck. And he was still behind me and at that point he’s still choking me, I was not trying as hard as I could of to get away, but I was still trying.”
Can this be the explanation behind James Hardens stripper addiction? Is he suffering from mental trauma?
Is this the reason James Harden keeps such a long beard? To hide the stains of Kobe Bryants cum on his face?
We need to stop asking Adam Silver about Ja Morant and ask him the real questions regarding the origin stories of James Harden.
Thank you for reading.
See you when we bust the next NBA conspiracy theory.

Karl Malone as the top guy? Really? One of the most infamous chokers in NBA history? Same with Mourning. I love Georgetown guys, but the guy came off the bench in ‘06. I would’ve loved to have seen some more important Finals performers. How about Dirk, Giannis, Dumars, Isiah Thomas, Kawhi, etc?

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Obviously all star selections aren't always the best indicator of talent but I found this interesting.
1998: Michael Jordan (CHI), Karl Malone (UTA) 2003: Tim Duncan (SAS), Jason Kidd (NJ) 2023: Nikola Jokic (DEN), Bam Adebayo (MIA)

I mean the literal fate of the Universe is on the line here so you'd expect there to be right?
If the Celtics win Deuce Tatum will gain enough power to ressurect Adolf Hitler. The two will ally themselves with Karl Malone (Karl's here for young Deuce) to form a new axis of evil.
So there better be a game thread. I want to watch the end of an era live.

Giannis 15th overall pick Jokic 41st overall pick Karl Malone 13th overall pick Kobe Bryant 13th overall pick
7 NBA MVPs between the 4 and all are outside the top 10 in their respective drafts...
Dirk just squeezed into the top 10 at 9th overall in his draft. Steve Nash was 15th overall.
Now we are looking at 10 MVPs between 6 guys that were at the highest taken 9th overall (Dirk) but almost all outside the top 10 (the other 5 guys)
We can trade our 5th overall pick, increase our Capitol, and still end up with a future MVP caliber guy...
Just food for thought without even talking about guys like Donovan Mitchell or Manu Ginobili

Are we about to witness NBA history? After going down 0-3 against the Miami Heat, the Boston Celtics have come all the way back to tie the series at 3-3. An incredible Derrick White game-winner in Game 6 was the shot that forced a decider Game 7 between the two Eastern Conference powerhouses.
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Much has been made about the Celtics’ quest to be the first NBA team to fully complete a comeback from a 0-3 deficit. However, what’s not being talked about that there are only three teams ever to successfully tie the series after their opponent won three straight. Let’s look at the teams that were able to force a Game 7 under the most stressful of circumstances.
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2023 Boston Celtics
If you told the casual NBA fan that the Celtics would go down 3-0 to the eighth seed in the NBA playoffs, you’d be laughed out of the building. All year long, Boston looked like a strong contender to win the championship. They calmly defeated the Atlanta Hawks, then proceeded to knock out the Philadelphia 76ers in seven games.
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Against the Heat, though, the Celtics started off flatter than naan. They lost their first two home games, then immediately dropped Game 3 on the road. All hope was lost for this squad. Blame was being passed around, from the players to the coaches. And then… a switch flipped. Suddenly, the Celtics that choked all series long was no more. Boston held their composure and rallied back to tie the series at 3-3.
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The Celtics now have a chance to do what’s never been done before: come back from a 3-0 lead. They are hoping that they don’t end up like the next three teams we’re going to talk about.
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1951 New York Knicks
Let’s take it all the way back to 1951, when the NBA was still in its infancy. The game we know and love today looked a lot different during this period. Still, this Finals is interesting because it is the first time in NBA history that a team nearly came back from a 0-3 deficit.
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The New York Knicks found themselves in the same predicament against the Rochester Royals (now the Sacramento Kings). After going down 0-3, though, the Knicks were able to fight back and take the series to a deciding Game 7. Unfortunately, the come back was not meant to be. Game 7 saw Arnie Risen take over for the Royals with 24 points and 13 points, helping Rochester win the title.
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1994 Denver Nuggets
Now this is a much more familiar scene for NBA fans. The 1990s were primarily dominated by Michael Jordan and whichever team was able to challenge him in the Finals. However, for a brief moment, one team very nearly took the spotlight away from MJ and the Chicago Bulls. That team was the Denver Nuggets (ironically, the same team that awaits the winner of this Celtics-Heat series).
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The eighth-seeded Nuggets initially looked overmatched against the Utah Jazz in the Conference Semi-Finals, and for good reason. This was back when Karl Malone and John Stockton ran Utah. They had an unbelievable squad behind them too, with players like Jeff Hornacek flanking the duo. However, despite the clear talent disparity, Denver was able to claw their way back into the series.
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A Reggie Williams game-winner in Game 4 sparked a furious comeback for the Nuggets. Led by Dikembe Mutombo and co., Denver was able to force a do-or-die Game 7. However, Karl Malone proved to be too much for Denver in Game 7, as the star center dropped 31 points and 14 rebounds to lead the Jazz to the Conference Finals.

Karl Malone pedo awareness will drop significantly.
Sct Brn autism awareness will basically disappear

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Here are the top 25 playoff scorers who have zero championships:
1) Karl Malone - 4761 2) James Harden - 3637 3) Elgin Baylor - 3623 4) Chris Paul - 2981 5) Reggie Miller - 2972 6) Russell Westbrook - 2845 7) Charles Barkley - 2833 8) Patrick Ewing - 2813 9) John Stockton - 2436 10) Jimmy Butler - 2398 11) Paul George - 2299 12) Jayson Tatum - 2222 13) Allen Iverson - 2111 14) Jeff Hornacek - 2092 15) Al Horford - 2083 16) Steve Nash - 2072 17) Kevin Johnson - 2026 18) Carmelo Anthony - 1914 19) Jaylen Brown - 1892 20) Sam Perkins - 1861 21) Joe Johnson - 1828 22) Terry Porter - 1828 23) Nikola Jokic - 1718 24) Terry Cummings - 1664 25) Tom Chambers - 1662
No matter the result of the 2023 Finals, someone is making it off this list (Jokic, Tatum/Brown/Horford, or Butler)

I don't know how to post gifs on reddit but imagine the Karl Malone shake